We Love F****** Tourists Hostel

The Heart of the City…

Our 250 year old building has been refurbished entirely to provide the finest atmosphere and highest level of comfort in a meticulously clean environment. Experience the privilege of opening your window in the morning and looking out onto the iconic São Jorge Castle from the comfort of your bed, then enjoy our complete and delicious breakfast, which is prepared and cooked daily from early morning.

Before stepping out onto the most central streets of Baixa to begin your day, pass by reception and chat with our friendly staff who will help you plan ahead and tell you about the activity planned for that evening.

Our hostel provides you with two totally independent common areas. So whatever your mood you can find a place to relax and watch a movie or read a book from our comprehensive collection of both, as well as mingle and join in on the daily activity in the Lounge Bar. We offer a complete service with an inviting feel that allows you to enjoy Lisbon in an effortless and sociable way.

By the end of the day let us give you an iPad then prepare you a cup of tea to unwind and relax before the night´s activities begin. Don´t forget to write your memories on the roof before you check out.

So easy to find us, but not so easy to leave…